October 18th, 2013


Speed Dating

One of the people I follow on Twitter re-tweeted something like this: "Speed dating: Great. Because listening to a bunch of girls talk about themselves with no possibility of sex is just what I want."

And I thought: "If speed dating pre-screens out people like you, it's way better than I thought."

But I couldn't fit that + context into 140 characters. Also, didn't feel like getting into a twitter fight with some guy who had already demonstrated an alien and unpleasant world view. What a bleak, awful universe he must inhabit.